<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5017814538462186454</id><updated>2011-07-29T01:44:04.971-07:00</updated><category term='Reserves'/><category term='Palin'/><category term='Suicide'/><category term='Obama'/><category term='Mas Salamat'/><category term='Prediction'/><category term='Anwar Ibrahim'/><category term='Taxi'/><category term='Gasoline'/><category term='Car'/><category term='Minister Salary'/><category term='CNG'/><title type='text'>In-Zain</title><subtitle type='html'>My Original Jokes and Comments</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Zain Moledina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10646040202951298642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5017814538462186454.post-1812926694774310173</id><published>2009-07-30T19:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T19:43:47.769-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Oldie Man</title><content type='html'>&lt;style&gt;&lt;/style&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Some anagrams on my surname -- MOLEDINA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;oil de man ... massage me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;alien mod ...  scanning the sky for ufos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I an model ... looking  good&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I le nomad ... traveling free&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;dim alone ... meditating at night&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I lod  name... taken in vain, no doubt&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;no le maid ... I hate house  work&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;mail done ... finally!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I la demon ... my nasty mood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;am de lion  ... I wish&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;'n I do meal... yup. I cook  too&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;a lo denim .. my cheapest  jeans&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5017814538462186454-1812926694774310173?l=in-zain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/feeds/1812926694774310173/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/2009/07/anagram-on-my-name.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default/1812926694774310173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default/1812926694774310173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/2009/07/anagram-on-my-name.html' title='Oldie Man'/><author><name>Zain Moledina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10646040202951298642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5017814538462186454.post-1180970298632737328</id><published>2009-04-19T05:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-12-15T22:22:13.402-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gasoline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='CNG'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Car'/><title type='text'>See and Gee Whiz (CNG)</title><content type='html'>&lt;style&gt;&lt;/style&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;I am among  the first private owners of a CNG  (Compressed Natural Gas) car in Singapore. There a just a few hundred around (not inc&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px;"&gt;taxis&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;).&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;After considering and rejecting an electrical  Hybrid, I bought my Toyota Axio in December 2008 and got it converted to a  bi-fuel vehicle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why bother you ask?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well let's "weigh" the situation. The heavy cylinder seems  like I am always carrying a corpse in my trunk which takes up &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt; half of my trunk space&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;. Performance is slightly affected  but then again I never floor the accelerator when the lights turn green. I  outgrew that phase pretty quickly when I had to pay for my own gasoline. Another  pain --- just 3 CNG stations in Singapore and none on the East where I  live. The Oil companies &amp;nbsp;said they would but then again they ARE oil companies and I should have known better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now for the good part, CNG burns cleaner, is much cheaper and the  government subsidised my installation. Ok, there is another reason -- I enjoy  being different and people  approach me when they see my CNG sticker to ask me about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I was a full fledge greenie, I  would travel by public transport. But I value the quality of life too much to  give up my car addiction. I am very happy  with the  compromise. I played my part for the environment and it was the right thing to  do.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5017814538462186454-1180970298632737328?l=in-zain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/feeds/1180970298632737328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/2009/04/see-and-gee.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default/1180970298632737328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default/1180970298632737328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/2009/04/see-and-gee.html' title='See and Gee Whiz (CNG)'/><author><name>Zain Moledina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10646040202951298642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5017814538462186454.post-1821053292482213788</id><published>2009-01-10T22:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-15T22:01:08.916-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mas Salamat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Taxi'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Reserves'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anwar Ibrahim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Suicide'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Prediction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Minister Salary'/><title type='text'>Predictions for 2017</title><content type='html'>&lt;style&gt;&lt;/style&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 130%;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3333ff;"&gt;My top Predictions for  2017&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;1. Singapore Taxi Fares: Decimal point no longer needed on  Taxi Meters&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Bukit Timah Hill becomes seafront property as rising sea  levels bursts dam.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Republican Candidate &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Palin&lt;/span&gt; vows to reverse the  damage done by 8 years of Obama policies. Claims that Obama made USA look weak  by not starting any wars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Malaysia's redraws boundary that includes  Singapore as it's territory. Claims that Johore Sultan signed away Singapore to  Raffles "under duress". Willing to settle for half Singapore's  reserves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Escaped Singapore Prisoner Mas &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Selamat&lt;/span&gt; arrested trying to  climb out of Singapore &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;Flyer&lt;/span&gt; window during another breakdown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.  Malaysian Prime Minister &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Anwar&lt;/span&gt; Ibrahim's 9&lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;th&lt;/span&gt; driver resigns due to back problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.  Singapore ministerial annual salary budget moves to Number 2 behind  Defense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Singapore's Marina Bay Sands is #1 spot for suicides. Government  and Casino Officials baffled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. After 8 years of recession, all  remaining reserves are brought back to Singapore and distributed to the people  as stimulus package -- $10 per person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Singapore PM Lee &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;Hsien&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;Loong's&lt;/span&gt; hands job to son.  Grandfather says this will be his last term as "Very Senior Minister  Mentor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5017814538462186454-1821053292482213788?l=in-zain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/feeds/1821053292482213788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/2009/01/predictions-for-2019.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default/1821053292482213788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5017814538462186454/posts/default/1821053292482213788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://in-zain.blogspot.com/2009/01/predictions-for-2019.html' title='Predictions for 2017'/><author><name>Zain Moledina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10646040202951298642</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
