Saturday, January 10, 2009

Predictions for 2017

My top Predictions for 2017

1. Singapore Taxi Fares: Decimal point no longer needed on Taxi Meters

2. Bukit Timah Hill becomes seafront property as rising sea levels bursts dam.

3. Republican Candidate Palin vows to reverse the damage done by 8 years of Obama policies. Claims that Obama made USA look weak by not starting any wars.

4. Malaysia's redraws boundary that includes Singapore as it's territory. Claims that Johore Sultan signed away Singapore to Raffles "under duress". Willing to settle for half Singapore's reserves.

5. Escaped Singapore Prisoner Mas Selamat arrested trying to climb out of Singapore Flyer window during another breakdown.

6. Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim's 9th driver resigns due to back problems.

7. Singapore ministerial annual salary budget moves to Number 2 behind Defense.

8. Singapore's Marina Bay Sands is #1 spot for suicides. Government and Casino Officials baffled.

9. After 8 years of recession, all remaining reserves are brought back to Singapore and distributed to the people as stimulus package -- $10 per person.

10. Singapore PM Lee Hsien Loong's hands job to son. Grandfather says this will be his last term as "Very Senior Minister Mentor.

1 comment:

  1. On a more serious but hopeful note, in the words of the great John Lennon -

    Imagine there's no heaven
    It's easy if you try
    No hell below us
    Above us only sky
    Imagine all the people
    Living for today...

    Imagine there's no countries
    It isn't hard to do
    Nothing to kill or die for
    And no religion too
    Imagine all the people
    Living life in peace...

    You may say I'm a dreamer
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And the world will be as one

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