Predictions for 2017

My top Predictions for 2017

1. Singapore Taxi Fares: Decimal point no longer needed on Taxi Meters

2. Bukit Timah Hill becomes seafront property as rising sea levels bursts dam.

3. Republican Candidate Palin vows to reverse the damage done by 8 years of Obama policies. Claims that Obama made USA look weak by not starting any wars.

4. Malaysia's redraws boundary that includes Singapore as it's territory. Claims that Johore Sultan signed away Singapore to Raffles "under duress". Willing to settle for half Singapore's reserves.

5. Escaped Singapore Prisoner Mas Selamat arrested trying to climb out of Singapore Flyer window during another breakdown.

6. Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim's 9th driver resigns due to back problems.

7. Singapore ministerial annual salary budget moves to Number 2 behind Defense.

8. Singapore's Marina Bay Sands is #1 spot for suicides. Government and Casino Officials baffled.

9. After 8 years of recession, all remaining reserves are brought back to Singapore and distributed to the people as stimulus package -- $10 per person.

10. Singapore PM Lee Hsien Loong's hands job to son. Grandfather says this will be his last term as "Very Senior Minister Mentor.

Oldie Man

Some anagrams on my surname -- MOLEDINA

oil de man ... massage me 
alien mod ... scanning the sky for ufos
I an model ... looking good
I le nomad ... traveling free
dim alone ... meditating at night
I lod name... taken in vain, no doubt
no le maid ... I hate house work
mail done ... finally!
I la demon ... my nasty mood
am de lion ... I wish
'n I do meal... yup. I cook too
a lo denim .. my cheapest jeans